Last night while I was playing Minecraft (on PC of course because PlayStation SUCKS and everyone who likes PlayStation is AWFUL) my little sister snuck into my room and rouined my LIFE

I was on a discord call with all my friend and my girlfriend who I also met on discord and I was playing Minecraft with my pants off (obviously because I wanted just to have my diddilybop breathe for a little) and my little sister sneaked in with my mom’s pair of fabric scissors and CIRCUMCISED ME on camera

At first I pretended not to notice for a little bit then she snucked back into her room and when she was in there I finished my Minecraft session and told my gf I love her before getting off the call and then I snuck into my sisters room by wiggling across the floor like a worm on the pavement after a hurricane and i grabbed her favorite toy (this weird plastic thing that vibrates like my cool exbox controller when you turn it on) and then I strapped some left over fireworks from the 4th of July to it and blew it up outside

But the exploshin was so loud it woke up my parents and my sister who came out side and my sister started crying about how I broke her favorite dill dough and my parents grounded me for being outside with my dick out and they wouldn’t listen to me when I told them about my sister circumsizing me and they took all my phone’s and my PC and my drawing tablet so I’m writing this by carrier pigeon to send to my friend so he can post this on line for me and hopefully you all can learn from my story