hi i’m not sure if this is the right number because i got it from facebook, but i think this is Frodo Baggins, if not ignore me.. and im also not sure if your still going out with or have gone out with someone called Samwise Gamgee? this is really awkward and ive been dreading messaging you and this is why its taken so long, but last week i went out and got off with who i think was Samwise. my friends recognised him from uni and has him on facebook or something so knew about you. im really sorry if this is true and just ignore me if this isnt you or your not going out with him, just really thought you should know