So here i am scrolling peacfully though my feed. And what is this i find? Half-Life 3 Epic store exclusivity? What the genuine fuck. Not only will i have a incomplete collection of the Half-Life series on my Steam account. I must also buy all the games on Epic store as well to complete my collection and show my dominance to my fellow gamers.


This is a outrage and unacceptable. For just 420 mil the Valve Decided that it would throw any shred of dignity out the window and release episode 3 on fucking Epic games store. And only Epic games store for the forseeable future. Furious at the news i decided to write an email to the man himself. Gabe newell. Stuck on the thought of what to possibly title the fruits of my utter frustration i gazed deep into my computer screen. And finnaly the though emerged.

“What the absolute fuck you cuck”

And continued to write for what nearly seemed like a eternity.

“Dear Gabe Newell, What the genuine fuck. Releasing Half-Life 3 As a community member who as waited 15 years + for the supposed *”conclusion”* to this popular series and kept the helped to share the magic of the Half-Life universe and gameplay. I am fucking livid. You proceeded to mock our community.
Every teaser. Every little morsle of information we got for our precious conclusion to the Half-Life campaign. Everytime we got our hopes up. And you decide realase episode 3 on fucking EPIC? I am beyond upset. And feel betrayed by the only CEO that i felt was competent in the gaming industry. The only CEO that i felt gamers had atleast a miniscule connection with. Do you think of our community as your personal jester? Do you get a kick out of messing with our feelings? You have disgraced this community. And alienated yourself from reprecussions. I hope you have fun with your last days.”

After some minor hesitation i hit send on my masterpeice. And then procede to contemplate my life. 5 minutes pass and i notice a notifacation on my computer. I check niceand find it is a reply to my email. I open it to find a single jpg attachment. Tim Sweeney on top of my used to be idol; Gabe Newell. Devistated i recede to my corner. And drift off to sleep crying from the betrayal of whomst i held dear.