So i was in the forest, right, and i was just walking, minding my own business, when i heard a noise to my left. I got a little worried cause there are a lot of diseased and rampant wild m&ms in my area, but i kept going just incase. But then this fucking rancid skinny red m&m comes up to me qnd starts ripping my clothes off me. And i was like, ‘oh great, shes gonna kill me,’ but instead she starts jerking the ween. And at this point i was in disbelief, but then she just starts giving me a knobber. Now when i tell you i was losing my shit; she was fucking frothing at the mouth like she had fucking rabies or something (which she probably did) and that shit felt like i was inside a jagged fucking rock with her diseased self. So then im just sitting there, watching it happen, losing my fucking mind, and im about to try to get her off when she just fucking teleports away or some shit. I got up off the ground in complete fuckin shock at that point, and i just continue on with my day like nothing happened.

I dont see her for a few days after that, like she disappeared off the face of the earth, but then i suddenly find myself longing for more. More of her. I go back out into the woods that night, searching for her, when i hear that same noise to my left that i heard a few days previous. I start pissing myself and foaming at the mouth in excitement, ready to see her again, and i jump into da booshes and see her standing there, in all of her naked disease-ridden glory, and in that moment i knew what i had to do. I bend her over and see her glorious scab-covered heat and immediately rip off my pants. You know what happens next, of course; it feels like heaven – the scratching of her scabs gives me everything i need. I cum instantly and it moisturizes her dry scabs to become even more incredible feeling than when they were dry. But then something happens. Her red m&m body melts away and becomes skinnier, more muscle mass becoming visible. When the transformation is complete, i cant believe my eyes. It was Barack Obama the whole time! He turns around to face me and caresses my cheeks, whispering seductively, “There was no meme; just wanted you to take off your clothes.” And then he vanishes into thin air. I stand there, finally feeling fulfilled now that I’ve filled Barack Obama.

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